Policeman -- Lyrics

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Police come, I didn't want to go this morning (2x)
Police come, I didn't want to go
Shot him in the head with my 44 this morning

Police come, I didn't want to go this morning (2x)
Police come, I didn't want to go
Shot out the door and down the road this morning

Two little children lying in the bed,this morning (2x)
Two little children lying in the bed
One rolled over to the other and said, it's morning

Bullfrog jumped from bank to bank, this morning (2x)
Bullfrog jumped from bank to bank
Skinned his whole back from shank to shank, this morning

I know something I ain't gonna tell is morning (2x)
I know something I ain't gonna tell
I want to go to heaven in a coconut shell this morning

Great big fellow laying on a log this morning (2x)
Great big fellow laying on a log
Finger on the trigger and his eye on a hog, this morning

Down went the trigger and bang went the gun this morning (2x)
Down went the trigger and bang went the gun
Wish I had a wagon to haul him home this morning

Shoot your dice and have your fun this morning (2x)
Shoot your dice and have your fun
Run like hell when the police come this morning

Got drunk and fell on the floor this morning (2x)
Got drunk and fell on the floor
That's good corn whiskey and I want some more this morning